On an rare non-raining Kyushu day, Yuka H. and I headed to Yufuin (湯布院) via a bus through the mountains. The bus was fast, cheap, and had a great view of the mountains which were changing colors depending on the elevation.
(Pictured: What the sky looks like when it’s not throwing water at the camera)
Yufuin is a hot spring area, but it has tried way harder to be a resort area than Beppu. The main street away from the station, towards the lake is packed with kitschy souvenir shops (foreshadow warning!).
The location is quite beautiful though.
Yuka took me a bathhouse that she likes. It was small and used mostly by locals. There was no staff or anything by the door, just a donation box that said “200 yen.” So I put my 200 yen in the box, and stepped inside. I put my bag in a cubby hole and started to search for my towel. After searching everywhere, I realized there was no towel. I had forgotten my towel at the hotel… shit.
Thought #1: I’ll just borrow one from the front desk… shit, there is no desk.
Thought #2: I’ll just buy one from a convenience store… Wait, this is a resort town… shit!
So I go back outside and look at the coin donation box. Forget it bro, that money is gone.
And I am wandering the resort looking for a towel. Let’s see, Organic Honey store… nope, no towels. Cute wooden sculpture store… nope no towels here. Expensive locally roasted coffee store… no. No towels… Owl petting zoo. Interesting! but no freaking towels…
And then I see it. I knew the moment I saw the sign, that I was saved. Here is a store that has freaking towels!
The Sanrio Hello Kitty goods shop.
You were looking for me?
Finding Towels at the Hello Kitty Store was easy, but I wasn’t looking for just any Hello Kitty towel. I was looking for a Hello Kitty towel that was not pink. Ok I was really looking for a Hello Kitty towel that did not make me question my own sexuality.
I was looking for Hello Kitty Towel that did not have Hello Kitty on it…
(Pictured: An honest to God Google search for “Hello Kitty Towels”)
I ended up with this. Given the circumstances, green was a fabulous result. Wait, did I just use the word fabulous?
I take my green towel and wait in the check out line. I look around to confirm that yes, I am the only male in this particular Sanrio Hello Kitty merchandise retailer. I very much appreciated that the check out girl did not laugh at me at all. She was a professional… a professional Hello Kitty goods sales associate…
So I have my towel and go back to the bath house. I look at the 200 yen donation box again.
Come on, you already paid for this once. You don’t need to pay again.
But I looked around, and there was a group of hotel workers across the street staring at me. Damnit. I opened my wallet and put 100 more yen in the donation box just out of paranoia.
Inside, and I strip and get in the bath with a bunch of old men who live in the neighborhood. They were very friendly. They were doing naked calisthenics and started daring me to touch the pure hot spring water that they were arching into the bath tub from a long tube attached to the wall.
Me: “How hot is it?”
Old man: “I dunno, like 400 I think.”
Me: “… Is it safe?”
OM: “Just touch it really fast.”
So I touched the pure, boiling, straight from the source hot-spring-waterfall. And to be safe, I touched it really really fast. It was definitely hot, but not 400…. because …physics.
After my bath I got this sweet Kyushuu Black Ship Porter, you know, to rehydrate.